I am only sitting here to sit.

I am not sitting here to rest.

I am not sitting here to watch.

I am not sitting here waiting for a train.

I am not expecting to see a train at all.

I am not living anywhere near tracks.

I am not sure what I'd do if I saw a train.

If I saw a train I would begin to bark, and I would

chase after it. And when I caught it..

I would not catch it.

I am not as fast as a train.

With a smack the palms of his hands met his ears; he fell to his

knees and cried out: "I AM NOT A TRAIN!"

With a screech the edge of his breaks met his wheels; he fell to his

tracks and cried out: "CHOO! CHOO!"