evil laughing clown tickling a tired old man

laughing clowns deal with their troubles by tickling tired old men

laughing old men are tired and troubled by the clowns tickling them

old clowns have no troubles and tickle themselves; they are tired of old men

I am only sitting here to sit.

I am not sitting here to rest.

I am not sitting here to watch.

I am not sitting here waiting for a train.

I am not expecting to see a train at all.

I am not living anywhere near tracks.

I am not sure what I'd do if I saw a train.

If I saw a train I would begin to bark, and I would

chase after it. And when I caught it..

I would not catch it.

I am not as fast as a train.

With a smack the palms of his hands met his ears; he fell to his

knees and cried out: "I AM NOT A TRAIN!"

With a screech the edge of his breaks met his wheels; he fell to his

tracks and cried out: "CHOO! CHOO!"